this is the new esperanto: SIMPLISH©® !
| SIMPLISH : what's it all about? |
| i read the newspaper today : over twenty language in the EU - |
| too many interpreter ... we need new language : SIMPLISH ! |
| me long time internet and see a lot of bad language there ... |
| many people can talk english - so this will be the basic part of it . |
| but english not so good with the vocals - italian much better |
| ( guess why them sing the operas so clearly : |
| because they speak it as they write it ! ! ) |
| this mixture of pidgin + rap + advertise + not know how to spell |
| must be easy to learn for you - and yourself can be sure |
| all other nations will also understand the text ! |
| write by ulli p. / 09.07.2004 |
01) always straight - never like this: 'would you be so kind and let me introduce to you' bettâ: 'mi vonnâ sho 2 iu' 02) short better than long (to speak many word end mean nothing is useless and only good for politicians) 03) sound = write (to write one way and talk other way is very bad politics!) 04) not need grammar (free speak!) - correct is good, not correct is also good! 05) we not like old tonguebreakers: 'rhythm' = 'biit', 'character' = 'lettâ' 06) not need mute vokals or consonants( 'calm', 'guest' = 'kââm', 'gest') 07) not need 'a, q, w, x, y, z' - better 'â', 'kv', 'v', 'ks', 'i', 's' 08) not need 'th' ('in the bathroom' = 'in de bâdruum') 09) take number whenever possible: '1ss', '4 iu', '2geddâ', 'v8', 'in10s' 10) no word should have more than twelve letters !example
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first learn some RULES :

and these links to look up them in the dictionary:
[a] [b] [c] [d] [e] [f] [g] [h] [i]
[j] [k] [l] [m] [n] [o] [p] [q] [r]
[s] [t] [u] [v] [w] [x] [y] [z]
| ENGLISH | SIMPLISH | GERMAN |
| a | e | ein |
| a lot of | lottâ | ganz viel |
| about | âbâot | wegen |
| accept | âkksept | akzeptieren |
| across | kross | quer |
| add | ed | hinzufügen |
| address | âdress | adresse |
| advertise | edvertâis | werbung |
| alike | lâik | so wie |
| all | ol | alle |
| all clear | okidoki | alles klar |
| allowed | âllâod | erlaubt |
| already | olreddi | schon |
| also | olso | auch |
| always | olveis | immer |
| and | end | und |
| answer | ânssâ | antworten |
| anything | enniting | irgendwas |
| are | âr | sind |
| argentina | ârgentinâ | argentinien |
| artist | ââtist | künstler |
| as | es | als wie |
| at | et | bei |
| australia | oostreliâ | australien |
| austria | oostriâ | österreich |
| automatically | otomettikeli | automatisch |
| b | b | b |
| back | bekk | zurück |
| bad | bed | schlecht |
| basic | besik | grundlage |
| bathroom | bâdruum | badezimmer |
| be | bi | sein |
| beat | biit | schlagen |
| because | kos | weil |
| become | bikâmm | werden |
| bed | bed | bett |
| before | bi4 | vorher |
| belch! | blubb! | rülps! |
| belgium | belgem | belgien |
| best | best | beste |
| better | bettâ | besser |
| bird | břrd | vogel |
| blue | blu | blau |
| brazil | brâsil | brasilien |
| british | british | britisch |
| browser | brâosâ | brauser |
| but | bâtt | aber |
| buttons | bâttens | knöpfe |
| buy | bâi | kaufen |
| by | bâi | durch |
| bye | bâi | tschüss |
| c | c | c |
| calm | kââm | ruhig |
| can | ken | können |
| canada | kânnâdâ | kanada |
| cannot | kennot | kann nicht |
| changed | cheenchd | geändert |
| character | lettâ | buchstaben |
| choice | choiss | auswahl |
| chose | chuus | wählen |
| clear | kliir | klären |
| clearly | kliirli | klar |
| click | klikk | klicken |
| come in | kâmm in | hereinkommen |
| coming | kâmming | kommend |
| consonants | konsonânts | konsonanten |
| continue | kontinniu | fortsetzen |
| cool | kuul | geil |
| copenhagen | křbnhâvn | kopenhagen |
| correct | korrekt | korrekt |
| country | kântri | staat |
| d | d | d |
| daddy | deddi | papi |
| day | dei | tag |
| dead | ded | tot |
| deal | diil | handeln |
| denmark | denmârk | dänemark |
| desaster | disâstâ | katastrophe |
| dictionary | vřrdbuk | wörterbuch |
| difficult | diffikelt | schwierig |
| does | dâs | tut |
| double | dâbbel | doppelt |
| doughnut | duunâtt | berliner |
| e | e | e |
| earn | řrn | verdienen |
| easy | iisi | leicht |
| eight | 8 | acht |
| eighteen | 18 | achtzehn |
| eleven | 11 | eleven |
| iimeil |
| end | end | ende |
| england | inglend | england |
| english | inglish | englisch |
| enough | inâff | genügend |
| enter | entâ | eintragen |
| entry | entri | eintrag |
| esperanto | esperânto | esperanto |
| EU | EU | EU |
| EUR | EUR | EUR |
| even | iiven | sogar |
| everyone | evri1 | jeder |
| example | igsââmpel | beispiel |
| f | f | f |
| famous | feimes | berühmte |
| fast | fââst | schnell |
| father | fâddâr | vater |
| feel | fiil | fühlen |
| fifteen | 15 | fünfzehn |
| find | fâind | finden |
| first | 1st | zuerst |
| fish | fish | fisch |
| five | 5 | fünf |
| for | 4 | für |
| force | 4ss | zwingen |
| four | 4 | vier |
| fourteen | 14 | vierzehn |
| france | frâânss | frankreich |
| free | fri | frei |
| french | frensh | französisch |
| from | from | ausgehend von |
| fun | fânn | spass |
| function | fânkshen | funktion |
| g | g | g |
| german | gřrmish | deutsch |
| germany | gřrmeni | deutschland |
| get | gett | bekommen |
| give | giv | geben |
| go | go | gehen |
| good | gud | gut |
| graffiti | greffiti | graffiti |
| grammar | gremmâ | grammatik |
| great | grosse | grosse |
| guess | gess | raten |
| guest | gest | gast |
| h | h | h |
| have | hev | haben |
| her | hřr | ihr |
| here | hiir | hier |
| home | hoom | zuhause |
| how | hâo | wie |
| humour | iumer | humor |
| i | âi | ich |
| if | if | falls |
| important | importent | wichtig |
| in | in | in |
| inside | insâid | drin |
| instead of | insted | anstatt |
| instructions for use | bruksânvisning | gebrauchsanweisung |
| insulted | insâltid | beleidigt |
| intense | in10s | intensiv |
| internet | intânet | internet |
| interpreter | intâpretâ | dolmetscher |
| into | in2 | hinein |
| is | is | ist |
| isn't it | ein't it | ist es nicht |
| israel | isrâel | israel |
| it | it | es |
| italian | itelish | italienisch |
| italy | itteli | italien |
| j | j | j |
| job | job | arbeit |
| joke | jook | scherz |
| juice | jus | saft |
| k | k | k |
| keep | kiip | behalten |
| knot | nott | knoten |
| know | no | wissen |
| l | l | l |
| language | lenguich | sprache |
| last | lâst | dauern |
| learn | lřrn | lernen |
| let | lett | lassen |
| let's | letts | lasst uns |
| letter | lettâ | brief |
| level | levvel | niveau |
| like | lâik | mögen |
| limit | limmit | grenze |
| links | links | verbindungen |
| little | littel | wenig |
| live | liv | leben |
| long | long | lang |
| long time | longtâim | lange zeit |
| look | luk | schauen |
| look up | lukkâp | nachschlagen |
| m | m | m |
| meel | post |
| make | meek | machen |
| many | menni | viele |
| me | mi | mich |
| mean | miin | meinen |
| mexico | meksiko | mexiko |
| mixture | miks | mischung |
| mobile | foon | händi |
| more | mor | mehr |
| mountains | mâontins | berge |
| much | mâtch | viel |
| much too | 2 | viel zu |
| must | mâst | muss |
| mute | miut | stumm |
| my | mâi | meine |
| n | n | n |
| nations | neshens | nationen |
| need | niid | brauchen |
| netherlands | hollend | holland |
| never | nevâ | nie |
| new | niu | neu |
| newspaper | niuspepâ | zeitung |
| next | nekst | nächste |
| nickname | nikkneim | spitzname |
| night | nâit | nacht |
| nine | 9 | neun |
| nineteen | 19 | neunzehn |
| no | no | nein |
| norway | norvei | norwegen |
| not | nott | nicht |
| not a | nottâ | kein |
| nothing | notting | nichts |
| now | nâo | jetzt |
| number | nâmbâ | nummer |
| o | o | o |
| of | ov | von |
| oil | oil | öl |
| old | old | alt |
| once | 1ss | einmal |
| one | 1 | eins |
| only | oonli | nur |
| operas | operâs | opern |
| or | or | oder |
| other | âddâ | andere |
| out | âot | heraus |
| out of | âotov | bestehend aus |
| over | ovâ | über |
| own | oon | eigen |
| p | p | p |
| page | pedg | seite |
| part | pârt | teil |
| peace | piiss | frieden |
| peanuts | piinâtts | kleinkram |
| people | piipel | leute |
| person | přrsen | person |
| phonetical transcription | umlâot | lautschrift |
| pidgin | piggin | pidgin-englisch |
| please | pliis | bitte |
| poland | polend | polen |
| politicians | politishens | politiker |
| position | posishen | lage |
| possible | possibel | möglich |
| project | project | projekt |
| pute | piuut | computern |
| queen | kviin | königin |
| quite | kvâit | ziemlich |
| r | r | r |
| rap | rep | rap |
| read | riid | lesen |
| ready | reddi | fertig |
| real | riel | wirklich |
| really | riili | echt |
| reload | rilood | zurückladen |
| remember | rimembâ | erinnern |
| reply | riplâi | antwort |
| rest | rest | ruhen |
| rhythm | biit | rhythmus |
| right | râit | recht |
| rite | râit | ritus |
| row | ro | reihe |
| rules | ruuls | regeln |
| s | s | s |
| same | seim | dasselbe |
| saved | seevd | gerettet |
| sea | sii | meer |
| see | sii | sehen |
| self | self | selbst |
| seven | 7 | sieben |
| seventeen | 17 | siebzehn |
| short | short | kurz |
| should | shud | sollte |
| show | sho | zeigen |
| similar to | similâ 2 | ähnlich |
| SIMPLISH | SIMPLISH | SIMPLISCH |
| simply | simpli | einfach |
| sing | sing | singen |
| single | singel | einzeln |
| sir | sřr | herr |
| six | 6 | sechs |
| sixpack | 6pekk | 6er-pack |
| sixteen | 16 | sechzehn |
| sleep | sliip | schlafen |
| small | littel | klein |
| so | so | so |
| some | sâm | einiges |
| song | song | lied |
| soon | suun | bald |
| sophisticated | sofistikeitid | abgehoben |
| sorry | sorri | entschuldigung |
| sound | sâond | klang |
| spain | spein | spanien |
| speak | spiik | sprechen |
| special | speshel | besondere |
| spell | spell | buchstabieren |
| spinach | spinnekk | spinat |
| start | stârt | anfangen |
| still | still | noch |
| stop | stop | aufhören |
| story | stori | geschichte |
| straight | str8 | geradeaus |
| such | sâtch | solch |
| sum | sâm | summe |
| sure | shuur | sicher |
| sweden | sviiden | schweden |
| switzerland | svitsâlend | schweiz |
| t | t | t |
| take | teik | nehmen |
| talk | tok | reden |
| teach | tiich | lehren |
| television | tiivi | fernsehen |
| ten | 10 | zehn |
| test | test | test |
| text | tekst | text |
| than | den | als |
| thanx | tenks | danke |
| that's | dets | das ist |
| the | de | der |
| the first | 1st | erster |
| the only | di oonli | die einzige |
| the very | di | genau die |
| them | dem | ihnen |
| then | den | dann |
| there | der | dort |
| there's | ders | es gibt |
| these | diis | diesen |
| they | dem | sie |
| think | tink | denken |
| thirteen | 13 | dreizehn |
| this | dis | dieses |
| those | doos | jene |
| three | 3 | drei |
| through | tru | hindurch |
| time | tâim | zeit |
| times | tâims | mal |
| title | tâitel | titel |
| to | 2 | zu |
| to the left | 2deleft | links |
| to the right | 2derâit | rechts |
| today | 2dei | heute |
| together | 2geddâ | zusammen |
| toilet | 00 | klo |
| tomorrow | 2morro | morgen |
| tonguebreaker | tângbrekâ | zungenbrecher |
| too | 2 | auch noch |
| top | topp | spitze |
| tramp | hobo | landstreicher |
| translation | trânsleshion | übersetzung |
| tree | 3 | baum |
| trees | triis | bäume |
| triangles | triângels | dreiecke |
| true | tru | wahr |
| try | trâi | versuchen |
| turn | třrn | drehen |
| twelve | 12 | zwölf |
| twenty | 20 | zwanzig |
| two | 2 | zwei |
| u | u | u |
| understand | ândâstend | verstehen |
| until | ântill | bis |
| USA | USÂ | USA |
| use | ius | benutzen |
| useless | iusless | nutzlos |
| v | v | v |
| very | verri | sehr |
| vocals | vokâls | vokale |
| wait | v8 | warten |
| want to | vonnâ | will |
| was | vos | war |
| way | vei | weg |
| we | vi | wir |
| weather | vedder | wetter |
| weight | v8 | gewicht |
| what about | vottâbâot | wie steht's mit |
| what's it all about? | vottâbâot? | worum geht's? |
| when | ven | wenn |
| whenever | venevâ | immer, wenn |
| where | ver | wo |
| which | vich | welches |
| who | hu | welche |
| why | vâi | warum |
| will | vill | wird |
| with | vid | mit |
| with the | vidde | mit den |
| woman | shi | frau |
| wonder | 1dâ | wundern |
| wonderfull | vândâfull | wunderbar |
| word | vřrd | wort |
| would | vud | würde |
| wow! | vâo! | boah! |
| write | râit | schreiben |
| xmas | krismes | weihnachten |
| yes | iess | ja |
| you | iu | dich |
| your | iur | deine |
| yourself | iu | du |
| yourselves | ie | euch |
| zero | 0 | null |
| zoo | suu | zoo |